Why kaahn th English spe..English?

I huurd an intuhvue oh the radio oh the baan Blue. Dey whirr aksed abou sum stuff on fashio en wha aah huurd din make no sense, u kno? Aah mean, it went lyke this:
"Aah grew up vid an incredible family en aah kinda lyke sum of da an I thot tha it vos grea (all the syllables are eaten up, as the poor tyke has not eaten as he was coming from a recording and another press interview and he really had no choice but to eat up his syllables and words and whatever he could lay his tongue on) an I luv maah torn jeans an I think tis a grea fashio and yeah, I think tis a grea way to bee and my family was kinda koool an I owe it to dem reeeally for not being able tuh afford propah jeans and this torn jeans kinda umm..yeah..see now, tis so fashio'ble."

And to think people don't understand us when we speak, the proper Queen's English mind you.

But this is what is called evolution isn't it? Start simply, and then make it so complicated in the attempt at retaining the simplicity that eventually only the propagators who fall into the trap of the evolution paradigm really truly probably truly understand it.

Er...what was that again mite? You say somethi abou th languag?